the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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