she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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