I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
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Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
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I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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