we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
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Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
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Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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