Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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