Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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