She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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