My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
