Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
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