I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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