My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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