i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
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Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
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That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Text me some of your sweat
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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