She went from zero to smokin in five shots
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
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I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
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I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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