how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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