shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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