Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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