I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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