I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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