i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
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exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
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Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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