if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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