Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
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