I'm lost and stupid without you.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
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That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
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I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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