white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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