She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
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I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
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My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
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