He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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