Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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