i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
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guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
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Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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