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Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I have post one night stand depression
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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