That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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