I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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