People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
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