In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
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He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
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Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
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