She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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