It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
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We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
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You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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