I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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