whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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