I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
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