Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
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And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
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I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
These tits shall not be calmed
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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