how hairy? two words: wookie tits
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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