whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
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The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
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Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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