If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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