My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
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Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
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I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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