Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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