sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
worst night to have a conscience
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
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