Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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