remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
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once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Are we still banned from the library?
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He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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