I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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