He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
