nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
the day after is always just damage control
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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