Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
