Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Too much gin, very little bucket
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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