Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
ugly people sure do ruin things
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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