i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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