so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
In other news, I just burned my penis
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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