google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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