guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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